Demo(n)crat Debate: Why Bother? Let’s Have a Rap Battle!!!

Disclaimer: I didn’t watch tonight’s debate. Like roughly 100% of America/the world’s population, I had better things to do than sit around listening to a cabal of Statist gas-bags try to out-whore(no offense meant to actual prostitutes) each other by promising more and more “free” programs/money in a race to the bottom of the Big Government Barrel. I’ll probably watch it for future show prep, but I am sure there was plenty of economic illiteracy, Plebeian pandering, and neo-con posturing to last twenty lifetimes.  If you care to know exactly what’s wrong with anything these would be tyrants are proposing, but don’t have the time to pick up a book on economics, check this!

Round 2: